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Hazel Grace is in my opinion the hottest performer in the adult film industry. In fact, at the moment, I can't think of any other pornstar that's sexier. Even when I think back through porn's history, I still draw a blank.

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I started to ask myself, what lengths would I go to in order to mount this trophy pussy. I have compiled a list of unspeakable acts that I would consider in order to bag the Princess of Poon.

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1) Accept an invitation to a slumber party at O.J. Simpson's then drink until I passed out.
2) Shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on aluminum foil.

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3) Put my nuts on an anvil and hand out sledge hammers.
4) Stick an empty Coke bottle full of angry hornets up my ass.

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5)  Have rough sex with a bear.
6) Cut my toenails with a chainsaw

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7) Lather up my balls with bacon grease and run naked through the Lion enclosure at the zoo.
8) Stick my ass in a blast furnace while having my balls sandblasted.

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 9) Go to Mexico, eat raw fruit. drink the water and buy tacos fom a vendor with dirty hands.
10) Eat a meal that was recovered from an autopsy.

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11) Fuck Whoopee Goldberg ...... (Not sure I could go through with this one.)
12) Kick an angry Kodiak Grizzly Bear in the nuts.

There you have it. These stunts would likely render me unable to perform but fuck it. In the event I survive and am able to maintain a meaningful erection. I will be knocking the dust off of Hazel Grace's pussy. I have a pile of Hazel Grace's  photos here at pimpandhost,com Image Galleries Best Of Porn Pics

Naked in a wankmag wondering who might recognise her - then the wedding - then...  https://pimpandhost.com/album/92765891

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Now...if you're a *real* man, you know that #4, #11 & #16 are actually L0WES...and you know that #19 is *not* pussy or tits...!   


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