Got a big load built up and you're just too tired to take care of it? You could put a stick in her ass and use her to wash clothes and still fucker her after the spin cycle.
Got a flat tire? No problem. Stick the jack handle in that ass and she'll jack the car up. I love a chick that's useful.
Need some painting done on the garage? No need to call an expensive painting crew. Slap that paintbrush in the paint and put the handle in her asshole. She'll have that garage looking great in no time. Just think of the money you saved.
Laptop has a virus from cruising porn? TV not working cause you came home drunk and trashed the place? Cheer up you drunken porn loving cocksucker. Use her for entertainment after she's done doing the laundry, jacking up the car and painting the garage. Sit back and admire that sexy ass. Ahh life is good. Now get me a beer. Oh! and don't bring it to me stuck in your ass. It's gets warm too fast.
